I finally got around to upload the The Myth Bloopers. I also uploaded a 2nd file which includes the bloopers from The Myth (神話) and the music video which I found at the end: The Myth Bloopers (Long). I finally saw the Cantonese version, though half of it was still in Mandarin (to make it more legit I suppose). I still really like the scene right before Jackie Chan goes off to the battle, and as promised, here it is: The Myth – Before Battle (direct download). Enjoy!
Here’s the script of the dialog occuring if you don’t understand Mandarin: (Jackie Chan is General Mung)
General Mung: Soldiers of the Mung Clan, listen!
General Mung: If you still have parents, stand out!
General Mung: If you’re an only child, stand out!
General Mung: If you have a wife or kids, stand out!
General Mung: Anyone that stood out, you’re responsible for guarding the camp. Everyone else, mount your horse!
Nangong Yan: General! We’ve shared pride and honor for many years already, why can we not fight to death together when the time has come?
Nangong Yan: Nangong Yan swears to follow the General until death!
Soliders: We swear to follow the General until death!
Soliders: We swear to follow the General until death!
Soliders: We swear to follow the General until death!
Soliders: We swear to follow the General until death!
Soliders: We swear to follow the General until death!
Soliders: We swear to follow the General until death!
Soliders: We swear to follow the General until death!
I didn’t like a lot of the translations that they provided, so I made some of my own. Though it may not be the best, I hope it’s adequate.