I posted the Lazy Sunday video in a previous entry. Apparently this week, SNL got Natalie Portman to do a rap (from FuzzyWuzzy). It was first posted on YouTube, but has since been removed. After my search online (which actually took longer than I expected), I finally found the video at MissPortman (2nd to last video at that link).
You can also stream it from PutFile: SNL – Natalie Portman – Gansta Rap (direct download). The rap was okay and mildly funny, but I’m just not into Natalie Portman after she cut her hair short. Some find her sexy though (i.e. FuzzyWuzzy).
Random Crap:
Court says California oral sex law violates rights – A 22-year-old Californian man who received oral sex from a sixteen-year-old girl should not be forced to register for life as a sex offender, the California Supreme Court ruled on Monday. … In the case, Hofsheier pleaded guilty and received probation after meeting the teenager in an Internet chat room and sharing rum and orange juice with her at a beach.
Conn. City Hopes Music Will Clean Up Park – Activists propose playing recordings of classical music in Barnard Park in hopes of annoying petty criminals so much that they’ll leave. They also hope the music will make the park more pleasant for other people once it is cleaned up. … “Beethoven is not going to save you,” he said. It’s ironic that “some of the greatest composers in history are now being viewed as some kind of bug spray or disinfectant.”
Complexity causes 50% of product returns – Half of all malfunctioning products returned to stores by consumers are in full working order, but customers can’t figure out how to operate the devices, a scientist said on Monday. Here I’m thinking half the returns made by people who purchased computers are people who can’t figure out how to turn it on. Hahaha.
Lost Ring Found in Fla. Home 23 Yrs. Later – Marlene Kiraly asked her husband to hide the 3 1/2 karat, uninsured diamond ring her mother had given her just before she died 23 years ago. Problem was, he did such a good job no one could remember where it was. … “I went to a psychic a month ago to find out where the ring is, and she said my husband hid it really well and I would find it,” Kiraly, 48, of Lake Worth said.
The Oracle of Bacon at Virginia (from FuzzyWuzzy) – “now that’s my kind of cs project” – FuzzyWuzzy. A CS project to determine the smallest Bacon Number (the number of movies to link 1 actor to Kevin Bacon) from any other actor. Their main database the used with from IMDb. Actually sounds like a lot of fun.
C.S.A. The Movie (from CDMCC) – C.S.A. stands for the Confederate States of America, a funny comedy describing what if the South had won the Civil War. Currently only playing in selected cities like New York and San Francisco.
The Simpsons come to life (from /.) – MAKERS of the hit cartoon The Simpsons have a filmed the show’s opening titles using real actors. In the hit viral going around the world we get to see what Bart, Homer, Marg, Lisa and Maggie would look like if they were humans. And you can be among the first to watch the hilarious titles, filmed over 18 months in Britain: The Real Simpsons.
Japanese Make Gasoline From Cattle Dung (from /.) – Scientists in energy-poor Japan said Friday they have found a new source of gasoline — cattle dung. Finally! A never ending supply of renewable energy! People need to eat hamburgers => cows will poop => cars that can move!
Fight graft with fat cat slimming drive, China urged – In a country where people often complain that police officers seem too well fed to catch villains, Miu Shouliang said limiting the weight of officials would stop them spending government money on wining and dining, the Xinhua news agency reported.
Professor Allegedly Shows Explicit Video – A criminal justice professor at Grand Rapids Community College has resigned after showing a video in class of a man having sex with a pig, students and a faculty representative said. … The video appeared on a projection screen and students begged Naves to show the 10-second footage, according to the accounts. Says quite a bit about the curiosity of college students.