男女各階段想靠近的對象

Got this hilarious analysis from Mechy:

男女各階段想靠近的對象

【0 – 5 歲的時候】
女→媽媽。
男→媽媽。

【6 – 10 歲的時候】
女→不是討厭的男孩子就可以了
男→可以陪我欺負女孩子的男孩。

【11 – 15 歲的時候】
女→十五六七八歲的大哥哥，千萬不要同年紀那班野蠻人
男→足球，籃球，網球，乒乓球……

【16 – 20 歲的時候】
女→我要十七八歲差不多年紀大家都說讚的「大帥哥」
男→女人，女人就可以了

【21 – 25 歲的時候】
女→25-29歲的成熟男人，要有事業基礎，有品味，才華……
男→20-24歲漂亮又有身材的女人。

【26 – 30 歲的時候】
女→仍是堅持要比自己年紀大的男人。
男→20-24歲漂亮又有身材的女人。

【30 – 40 歲的時候】
女→心靈契合的好男人。
男→20-24歲漂亮又有身材的女人

【40 – 50 歲的時候】
女→男人。
男→20-24歲漂亮又有身材的女人

【50 – 60 歲的時候】
女→可與他終老的男人。
男→20-24歲漂亮又有身材的女人。

【70 – 80 歲的時候】
女→五六十歲時找到的那個男人，最好不需要自己照顧的。
男→20-24歲漂亮又有身材的女人。

【80 – 90 歲的時候】
女→比自己遲死的男人。
男→雖然我已經老花眼，看不清楚……但是我還是希望是20-24歲……

總結：男人打從20歲後，對女人的需求就十分專一。

English Translation:

Male’s/Female’s idea of the ideal partner at different stages of his/her life

[0 – 5 years old]
Female –> Mommy.
Male –> Mommy.

[6- 10 years old]
Female –> Boys who don’t annoy me.
Male –> Boys who can accompany me to bully girls.

[11 – 15 years old]
Female –> 15, 16, 17, 18 year old guy, can’t be one of those barbaric guys from the same grade.
Male –> Football, Basketball, Tennis, Ping Pong Ball…

[16 – 20 years old]
Female –> I want an around 17 or 18 year old guy that everyone calls “good looking”.
Male –> Girl, any girl will do.

[21 – 25 years old]
Female –> 25-29 year old mature man, needs to have a career, taste, and talent…
Male –> 20-24 year old woman that’s pretty and has a nice body.

[26 – 30 years old]
Female –> Still stubborn about the man needing to be older than myself.
Male –> 20-24 year old woman that’s pretty and has a nice body.

[30 – 40 years old]
Female –> Good men who can connect.
Male –> 20-24 year old woman that’s pretty and has a nice body.

[40 – 50 years old]
Female –> Any man.
Male –> 20-24 year old woman that’s pretty and has a nice body.

[50 – 60 years old]
Female –> A man that I can live till the end with.
Male –> 20-24 year old woman that’s pretty and has a nice body.

[70 – 80 years old]
Female –> The man I found when I was 50-60 years old, as long as he can take care of himself.
Male –> 20-24 year old woman that’s pretty and has a nice body.

[80 – 90 years old]
Female –> Man that will die later than myself.
Male –> Even though my eye sight is already pretty bad and can’t see clearly… but I still hope for a 20-24 year old…

Conclusion: Once a male reaches 20 years old, his demand in a woman is very pinpoint and unwavering.