- Not sure why I'm so happy to finally have something in my Passbook: http://t.co/9udSONyj Maybe cause that empty screen kept taunting me. #
- Logged into LinkedIn for the first time in 6 months? a year? Found out I had 26 pending friend request (or invitation as they call it). #
- Haha. http://t.co/gI6Ph93H #FirstWorldProblems #
- WTF? Where are the lines? #CostcoGas http://t.co/OBHYJIOl #
After eliminating all other possibilities, the one remaining-no matter how unlikely-must be the truth.